Life is alike a box of lemons, it makes that little sense

Dearest Darling Readers,
Once upon a time...
On a dark and stormy night...
In a world, where dolphins run freely...
And they could say things like "so long and thanks for all the fish"

So now this is Book and I'm at my house with Bimbo and we're going to do a post where I write a line then she writes a line and we're not allowed to delete the other person's. Unfortunately, this means that I will be unable to correct her abhorrent grammar. Deal with it. So first is Bimbo.


Once upon at time there was a sweet blonde girl (with wicked good looks) and she had a MEAN and aweful friend who would always make fun of her grammer skills

...however the blonde girl failed to notice her misspelling of the words "awful" and "grammar." Anyway, she really had this AWESOME friend who cared about her enough to not allow her to go into the world with poor grammar skills.

The poor blonde had no idea she had a lesbian friend though.

Yes. That girl that the blonde once knew from Bible camp. Where she pledged abstinence and ate soggy pizza.

Back to the bad friend who broke the rules and EDITED HER LAST POST. THe blonde claimed a nerf gun and ANNIHILATED the bad friend. ANd everyone was happy

Well, not everyone. In fact, every single other person the whole world loved the so-called "bad friend" and got really angry with the blonde for killing her and chased after her with torches and pitchforks.

UNfortunately they were all ADD and got side tracked by a shiny object and the blonde feld to safety

Aaaaaand we're back to the grammar thing. Feld? But back to the poor blonde girl. Why is she poor, you ask? Because she is an ex-prostitute who lost all of her earnings to her pimp and then was arrested.

Hahaha FUNNY. that was a breif installment from the Liar's book of LIE's. The blonde girl was poor as in people felt sorry for her because her accursed friend was correcting her grammar from beyond the grave. The blonde dug her and and exercised her.

Exercised? Thanks, but she plays lots of tennis already. Anyway, in truth, everyone felt bad for the blonde because she had no friends and spent all of her days on Omegle.

See what I mean? how cruel can you get? This story is ending now before I storm out of your house in outrage.

Too bad you can't go home unti late tonight and are STUCK WITH ME MWAHAHA.




THE END.

P.S Book spelled unil wrong HA
PPS. and so did Bimbo.


PPPS also we just want to let you know that Book and Bimbo are still friends...and alive.

ppppS WRONG bimbo will hate book untill the end of her lifeee!

...which will be very soon if she keeps prostituting and dies of some STD

REVENGE!!! Where's my nerf gun.....

so because this is about to get...violent...we will sign off for now. and also we are stuck in a house with five 8th-grade boys so we'll probably just go and write another post now

I WILL NOT BE SCILENCED!!

YOU MAY NOT EVER SCILENCED BUT YOU WILL BE SILENCED....now