TOP 10 ways to get rid of people on Omegle

Dearest Darling Readers,

Bimbo and I, Book, are bored so we're on Omegle and we're going to strike up really interesting conversations with them and then try to say something so outrageous that they immediately disconnect. Will we be successful? Or are we just too engaging to refuse? Find out next week, or, uh, now.

#10

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: we're two girls here, both 17 from arizona
You: you?
Stranger: ah, that make 34 together
Stranger: male,32 netherlands
You: i like em foregin and ancient
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


We couldn't actually get rid of this one but we thought it was funny:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: HEy
You: what's good homie
You: ?????
You: I MISS YOU!!!
Stranger: Oh I;m sorry dude
You: YOu got that right
You: and I'm female
You: I Love you
Stranger: You do eh?
Stranger: How much?
You: BUNDLES!!!
Stranger: Thanks!
Stranger: Enough to send me a picture? (Pervert?)
You: i live in a giant bucket
Stranger: I think we're next-bucket neighbours
You: that depends
You: do you live in greenland too?
Stranger: YUP!
You: I'M a viking who sacrifices all of the gingers and emos to the hot springs! (We don't actually descriminate)
Stranger: Sounds noble.
You: you betcha ;)
You: what is your quest felow knight?
Stranger: To seek the holy grail
You: CORECCT!!!
You: YOU MAY PASS
Stranger: What is your favourite colour!
You: BLUE
You: I'm MEAN YELLLLLLLOOW
Stranger: Hahaha wow a fellow python, no way
You: totally
You: favorite movie EVER
Stranger: Same!
Stranger: NEE
You: It's only a flesh wound
Stranger: You're a loony (In this section we are qutoing Monty Python and the HOly Grail. If you haven't seen it, SEE IT)
You: so ar eyou
You: bad eenglish
Stranger: Haha
You: See ya stranger
You have disconnected.

#9
(his person was just as weird as us)
You: HEY
Stranger: yo
You: gangsta wannabe?
You: ME TOO!
You: I got grillzzz
You: AND GORILLAZZS!
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
You: YO-YO!
You: MA!
Stranger: mah
Stranger: yo

#8 (Keep in mind most of these peple are perverts)
Stranger: heey m or f?
You: no preference really
You: we're two girls
Stranger: nice niceee
You: do you like e's too?
Stranger: yessss
You: it's my favortie letter really
You: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!
Stranger: your my fav
Stranger: EEEEE
You: i wuv you thiiiissss much
Stranger: i wuv u alottt
You: do you like giant spoons?
You: I DO!
You: NOT giants spooning
Stranger: i like youuuu!!!!!!!!!!
You: thats weird...
You: OOOH WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO GOT TO WIHT IT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#7 (This one was such a win)
You: hello
Stranger: hey theree
You: do you like the color purple?
You: the color, not the book about lesbians
Stranger: haha i do like the color purple
Stranger: why?
You: do you go to conventions?
You: IDO
You: I go to all the start trek ones
You: dress as yoda of course
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#6 (This one was really quick)
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello there
You: male australia 37
You: what about you?
Stranger: ewwww
You: are youa sheila?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#5
You: What do you know about life?
Stranger: that your gay
You: Touche
You: good guess
You: im bi actually
Stranger: oh i thought you were gay
You: most would find that offensive
You: but i am very open to life and it's gifts
Stranger: no no offense
You: like the water mule
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#4
Stranger: Hey, asl please ?
You: say thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#3 (they get shorter as we stop even trying to make conversation)
Stranger: hi
You: MUAHAHAHAHHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


#2
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: disonnect
You: you know you want to
You: DO IT
You: PEER PRESSURE
You: poke*
You: *Super Poke*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#1
Stranger: hey
You: Meep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hope you had as much fun reading this as we had typing it

Life is alike a box of lemons, it makes that little sense

Dearest Darling Readers,
Once upon a time...
On a dark and stormy night...
In a world, where dolphins run freely...
And they could say things like "so long and thanks for all the fish"

So now this is Book and I'm at my house with Bimbo and we're going to do a post where I write a line then she writes a line and we're not allowed to delete the other person's. Unfortunately, this means that I will be unable to correct her abhorrent grammar. Deal with it. So first is Bimbo.


Once upon at time there was a sweet blonde girl (with wicked good looks) and she had a MEAN and aweful friend who would always make fun of her grammer skills

...however the blonde girl failed to notice her misspelling of the words "awful" and "grammar." Anyway, she really had this AWESOME friend who cared about her enough to not allow her to go into the world with poor grammar skills.

The poor blonde had no idea she had a lesbian friend though.

Yes. That girl that the blonde once knew from Bible camp. Where she pledged abstinence and ate soggy pizza.

Back to the bad friend who broke the rules and EDITED HER LAST POST. THe blonde claimed a nerf gun and ANNIHILATED the bad friend. ANd everyone was happy

Well, not everyone. In fact, every single other person the whole world loved the so-called "bad friend" and got really angry with the blonde for killing her and chased after her with torches and pitchforks.

UNfortunately they were all ADD and got side tracked by a shiny object and the blonde feld to safety

Aaaaaand we're back to the grammar thing. Feld? But back to the poor blonde girl. Why is she poor, you ask? Because she is an ex-prostitute who lost all of her earnings to her pimp and then was arrested.

Hahaha FUNNY. that was a breif installment from the Liar's book of LIE's. The blonde girl was poor as in people felt sorry for her because her accursed friend was correcting her grammar from beyond the grave. The blonde dug her and and exercised her.

Exercised? Thanks, but she plays lots of tennis already. Anyway, in truth, everyone felt bad for the blonde because she had no friends and spent all of her days on Omegle.

See what I mean? how cruel can you get? This story is ending now before I storm out of your house in outrage.

Too bad you can't go home unti late tonight and are STUCK WITH ME MWAHAHA.




THE END.

P.S Book spelled unil wrong HA
PPS. and so did Bimbo.


PPPS also we just want to let you know that Book and Bimbo are still friends...and alive.

ppppS WRONG bimbo will hate book untill the end of her lifeee!

...which will be very soon if she keeps prostituting and dies of some STD

REVENGE!!! Where's my nerf gun.....

so because this is about to get...violent...we will sign off for now. and also we are stuck in a house with five 8th-grade boys so we'll probably just go and write another post now

I WILL NOT BE SCILENCED!!

YOU MAY NOT EVER SCILENCED BUT YOU WILL BE SILENCED....now