October 28, 2010

Aisha Kandisha And The Kappa

Dearest Darling Readers,
Ok so I know a while back there was a post on here about kids shows, now I don't remember whether or not TMNT was on it...but it should be. I have, just tonight, figured out where, I think, it came from. I was watching a Destination Truth marathon (because i'm cool like that) and they went to Japan to investigate a river monster called a Kappa. It is part turlte, and when they interviewed an eye-witness they asked what the Kappa looked like...the man said it looked like a Ninja Turtle! It made my day, one of the biggest questions of my childhood has been answered.
One the subject of children's shows and questions being answered, I always wondered why whenever Blue did something right, they would say "good job girl." Now When I was 10 I figured out that Blue was a girl...and Magenta was a guy! Now how does that happen, did Magenta get a sex change, or is it just that Magenta doesn't exist? (I need this question answered!)
Plus there was a show on when I was little that had this freaky lemur thing on it and it was kind of like Blues Clues, only with cooler animals and CGI effects, it used to terrify me...if anyone can tell me what show I'm thinking of...HELP ME!
OK, as I type this I'm watching Destination Truth...and they are not only traveling in a tank in Siberia, they're investigating a succubus in Morroco called Aisha Kandisha...WTF?! I'm so confused!
Yeah I watch too much Destination Truth, I should probably stop watching Syfy...
<3 Freak (No relation to the Freake Family from the Puritan times)

October 15, 2010

Pointless Satanism And Tyranny

Dearest Darling Readers,
Tomorrow is the PSAT. Super awesome. Sooo many things wrong with it.
First of all, when you register, they give you a practice PSAT. PSAT, while I feel my acronymn (title) is more appropriate, stands for Practice SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test). Now, why you need a practice practice SAT, I do not know. Oh wait, some people feel the need to study and practice for this pointless test because there is a .000001% chance that they could earn a couple of Starbuck's coffee's worth of scholarship money. It's really, really awesome.
So basically, the CollegeBoard has decided that it's really necessary to make juniors and sophomores feel that it's necessary to sit for this 3-hour exam on a Saturday morning in order to take in the $13 each kid pays to take the test (second, paying for a test? it's like paying for a root canal, the insurance should cover it).
Second of all, the PSAT is almost always a completely inaccurate respresentation of how you will do on the real SAT. A girl on my debate team scored 450 points higher on the SAT than the PSAT. It literally has no legitimate purpose except to create revenue for the CollegeBoard and to ruin teenagers' lives.
Personally, I am choosing to take the better route and instead of studying, I'm going to spend my time in a more valuable way with my boyfriend. I urge you all to, if you have to take it, just wing it. It's not like it counts for anything.
~Book

October 3, 2010

Sometime's Life come's around, and it knocks you down, just get back up when it knocks you down

Dearest Darling Readers,
As Book verified in our last post, we've been dealing with some really heavy blows this year but we've been dealing with them in every way we can. Junior year has been THE WORST but we all ways keep this in mind:

Then best part of our live's was probably between the ages of 4-1o, then next best come's after high school, for college and the years beyond. The worst part's are the years between, middle school and high school. That's seven years. It's seems like forever but compared to the 80 or so years we're on this earth, it's minuscule. But even though youth is short, life is long, and decisions we make now are the one's that follow us for the longest time. It's almost impossible to change the world when we're young, so we gotta stick through it and build ourselves a sturdy foundation so when we're unleashed upon the world, we can tell all those rotten adults who are polluting our world with hate and trash exactly were to stick it, and hope to make some change. Doing dangerous thing's is fun, but the consequences aren't. Adults say they expect more of us, but do they really? THey expect us to screw up royally. They say teenager's like we're all fucked up trouble maker's. And why would you want to prove them right? Isn't that the whole point of breaking the law and doing crazy things? To go against them? There are many way's to rebel, but the best is the kind that you benefit from.

Remember: What ever doesn't kill us, better run away screaming

<3 Bimbo