7 Things

Dearest Darling Readers,
Many of you have probably heard Miley Cyrus's "hit," "7 Things." This song's chorus features seven things that she hates about her ex-boyfriend (Nick Jonas) except for in the last one. These are my "7 Things" I hate about Miley Cyrus. I must warn you, there may be more than 7.

1. she can't act (see: Hannah Montana)
2. she thinks that she can act
3. she is an idiot (see: episode of Oprah where she told the world that she doesn't know the lyrics to her songs and she lip syncs)
4. she thinks everyone loves her (see: almost any article/interview of her)
5. she thinks every guy is in love with her (see: interview w/ Miley regarding Nick Jonas)
6. she is a drama queen (see: song "7 Things")
7. she can't sing her own songs (not that she wrote them) (see: her American Idol performance of "The Climb"...also see her "amazing" dance moves here, #8)

It seems that I have already gone over my 7 things, and yet I still have to many horrible things to say about her. Oh well. It also appears that I am posting way too many entries and none of my co-writers are writing anything, so I will rest my mighty pen for a while. Perhaps I will go and memorize some Shakespeare... Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge, break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-crossed lovers take their life...would that which we call a rose by any other name not smell as sweet...bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble...yes, that was all memorized...

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