Go Take Your Damn Shower!

Dearest Darling Readers,
Not that I am not totally completely happy to be going out with...what did we call him? Mickey? But...it IS weird to be dating my best friend.

First of all, I didn't even really know whether or not I actually LIKED him when I said I would go out with him. Our friends were pressuring us to date, and I figured it would be REALLY bad if I said no when he asked me..and okay, maybe I liked him a little bit, too, but anyway. So, it was kinda weird at first, and I thought that it would be totally awkward and that we would try to go back to being friends, but it would just still be awkward and then our friendship would be totally ruined forever, but then I realized something. The fact that he's my best friend makes it even BETTER. I mean, if you think about it, the best boyfriend SHOULD be your best friend, too.

We already know each other better than almost anyone else, which I thought would be a bad thing. Por ejemplo, he knows EVERYTHING about all of my past relationships...which one would think would be EXTREMELY awkward. And it is, sometimes. But honestly I think that it's better this way. It would be so much worse if he were always wondering or if we had secrets or something.

Sometimes I think that we're almost TOO comfortable with each other. Almost. He feels no shame in telling me...well, let's just say he pretty much can say anything to me and knows that no matter what it is, I won't feel awkward or anything. It's just normal for us.
If you ask any people who know us, you will find out that it is really difficult to spend more than 5 minutes with us without witnessing a sex joke that usually makes everyone ELSE feel awkward...but not us! I thought that maybe we would stop making these jokes when we started dating...on the contrary! The number of potentially-awkward sex jokes has in fact increased! Fortunately for our friends, these are usually made when it's just the two of us.

UNfortunately for them, we can kinda be all over each other sometimes now. See, even back when we were friends, I would sit on his lap all the time and hug him a lot and all kinds of things. One day, we even pretended to date to try and fool our band director. Now though it's even worse...but we are working on it! Now...usually the only person who has to suffer is his twin brother, who tends to ALWAYS BE THERE. Classic third wheel...but it's okay cause I like him (sometimes more than I like Mickey... :-P ).

Anyway, I told Mickey that I was writing a post about him and apparently he's been sitting at his computer clicking refresh for the last 20 minutes so I think I should publish this now. Toodles!

~Book