January 12, 2011

A Heart Wrenching Post of Awe-Inspiring Ingenuity

Dearest Darling Readers,
I am proud to present to you the FIRST POST OF 2011!!!
I don't really have a lot to say, except that, like the SATs, I love midterms! "It's the most wonderful time...of the year..."
Okay, maybe not the MOST wonderful, but come on. A 2 hour test counting for 20% of your semester grade? The reason I like them is because I tend to slack off for most of the year. Thanks to midterms, I can study for just 2 weeks and still maintain the same grades that I would have if I studied all year.

But, enough about midterms and my crazy ass love for test taking.

I want to talk about my love for sports bras and leggings. Most comfortable things ever. Ask my friends this is all I wore all sophomore year (well, I also wore shirts occasionally...). This year, I have strayed away from this monotonous fashion (though Bimbo has discovered it). However, on snow days such as today, I am comfy comfy. Avoiding studying for aforementioned midterms.

So...my name on this blog is Book, but I haven't really ever talked about books.
Here it is.

The greatest book I have read in my entire life.

It is AMAZING.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.
by Dave Eggers.


So incredible it will KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.

So seriously, read it. The acknowledgements/prologue is bout 80 pages long and is THE BEST part of the book, so don't skip it. Eggers is the most sarcastic and hilarious writer. This book CHANGED MY LIFE. It is INCREDIBLE.

So read it. Now. Its approximately 400 pages. So, it's not very long. But if that is long for you, trust me, its goes by quickly. When you finish, you will cry because it's over.

If you ignore this recommendation, your life will be forever spiraling downward into a black hole of doom and unwitty writing.

READ IT.
~Book

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