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Dearest Darling Readers,
So obviously I'm not feeling too creative today (note my title)...because I'm stuck inside all day with torn cartilage in my knee. This wouldn't be so bad had it happened last week when the weather sucked. However, the weather here in Michigan is GORGEOUS for the first time in two weeks. SUPER! Well, I guess it's my fault, anyway. I was at tennis camp and I hurt my knee on Monday night and proceeded to continue to play tennis on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Probably not my smartest move ever.
Anyway, I'm posting now both because I'm stuck in bed and because I haven't posted anything in a while. Of course, I HAVE posted more than any of my partners in crime (AHEM AHEM HINT HINT).
Well, this post isn't really about anything in particular, mostly I'm just bored. I'm in Michigan and most of my friends are back in Connecticut having fun together and creating inside jokes WITHOUT ME! I mean, I have friends here, but it's not the same cause I only see them for two months of the year.

I'm going to write a really bad story that makes absolutely no sense.

Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night, in a world where elves are not discriminated against because of their height, there was a girl named Lisa. Lisa was a republican.

She was a perfectly nice republican, but a republican nonetheless. Everyone hated her and made fun of her because one day, ONE DAY, she wore a McCain pin to school. People threw food, and rocks, at her, and eventually she had no friends and she just kept to herself a lot.

One day, she was so fed up with her life that she decided to write a letter to her idol, Sarah Palin, asking for her advice on how to survive in a world of democrats without giving up her beliefs.

Dear Sarah Palin,
You are my hero. I love you. However, because I'm an open republican, everyone at my school makes fun of me and terrorizes me because they're all democrats. I don't want to give up my beliefs because I really am a supporter of high taxes for poor people and for looser restrictions on gun control. How do I survive?
Love,
Lisa

Unfortunately, Sarah was too occupied with her scandalous life to write a reply.

However, Lisa DID recieve a reply from Sarah's secretary. It was one of those unpersonalized responses, though.

Dear Lisa,
Thank you so much for your letter. Unfortunately, Mrs. Palin will be unable to respond due to her very busy schedule. We hope you understand.
-Sarah Palin's secretary.

Lisa became very depressed until she noticed some handwritten words on the back of the letter.

"Lisa, this is Palin's secretary. My advice is, your opinions are WRONG. Sarah Palin is not a good person to worship because she doesn't even know what the word 'maverick' means. I've been handling this lady's affairs for ten years. I was once a republican, young an naiive like yourself, but over the years I have changed. I have learned from my mistakes and became a democrat. I voted for Obama. I'm not telling you to conform and become a democrat, but it's probably a good idea. Either that or go into hiding."

And Lisa took Palin's secretary's advice. She went into hiding. She packed up her things and just started walking. After walking for days, she found a giant box sitting in the middle of the road. She climbed into the box, for God knows why, and was instantly transported to Narnwarts. Narnwarts was a magical school where elves and centaurs learned how to defeat the White Witchemort. The White Whichemort, however, could only be killed by The Chosen One. The Chosen One would be the child who was different from all the rest.

Lisa found that she fit in better with the magical creatures than with her own human peers back home, so she enrolled at Narnwarts and learned how to use her nonexistant magical powers.

One day, the White Witchemort sprung an attack on Narnwarts. His followers, known as Death Singers, marched into the school and started killing students here and there. Soon, the school had few survivors and the White Witchemort was about to enter it himself.

Lisa was asleep in her dormitory the entire time. Do not ask me why she didn't awake to the sounds of explosions and screams of terror, but she simply kept in sleeping until she awoke naturally. She wondered why the school was so quiet so she grabbed her magic frying pan and ran out of her dorm and onto the stairs. From there, she saw the White Witchemort entering the school. She tried to cast a spell with her frying pan but realized that she had no powers, dropped the pan, and ran away. However, the frying pan happened to land on the head of the White Witchemort. He died on the spot.

Lisa was not hailed as a hero. Actually, everyone hated her because the White Witchemort's blood got on the Turkish rug so they were angry she didn't kill him more cleanly.

Lisa finally realized that she would never fit in anywhere she had ever been, so she moved to Mississippi where everyone was a republican. THE END.


WOW, that was a fantastic story, huh? You can tell I spent a lot of time planning out what would happen!

Well, I'm hungry so I'm going to go eat something.

~Book

PS. I don't actually have a bias against republicans. I had to choose between making Lisa a republican and making her a ginger.