And you thought YOUR friends were weird

Dearest Darling Readers,

HOLY CRAP WE'RE ALIVE!

Yes I realize we hardly ever post, and when we do it's mostly crap. But if you're reading this right now we have officially accomplished something! To the point, if you have never heard of Odyssey of the Mind before, go and google it you shameful person. The fact of the matter is that most school have an Ootm program. Hopefully, a few of you are IN that program. If you aren't, know this, it's the best ever! Or maybe that's just my team personally. ANYWAYS, this year my team rocked OUT LOUD and made it all the way to the world championship in Michigan! WOOO! That was last week-end, and it was truly amazing. (We got in 30th place out of 65 ;) ). At any rate, we had fun. I think to much so. The only boy on our team graciously recorded that funniest and wackiest things we said so each other and to random strangers. Here's a little sample:

1. Ooh hormones! Let me have that

2. I like to prey on small children

3. Ooh, nice pants, if you know what I mean

4. They won't stop horning!

5. It's the mystery machine, no, it's just a hippy van

6. Everything tastes like shampoo

7. I'm going to beat you with a train whistle

8. There were ups, downs, and broadway

9. Strip fowrward, not up

10. (Said standing right next to a kid from Canada) It's a real live Canadian!

11. Forget your boat I'm on a stairwell (reference to song: I'm on a boat)

12. We were going to get Gonhorrea but cylmidia sounded cooler

13. Post traumatic odessy syndrome (Just in general)

14. The horns, their everywhere!

I hope you enjoyed this post. This should give a taste of just how amazing (and insane) our friends are. Feel free to say any of these to YOUR friends and have them wonder were your sanity has gone off to. Have an amazing life!

~Bimbo